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This cozy hoodie carries a sly, lived-in humor — a soft, midweight sweatshirt that feels like a quiet exhale after a long week. The back’s bold “Broke & Retired” graphic reads like a badge of ironic freedom, while the subtle sleeve detail adds personality without shouting. It slips on easily for slow mornings, park bench afternoons, or casual hangouts where comfort and a wink of attitude matter. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and phone close. Wear it over a tee or layered under a jacket; it settles into the kind of everyday rhythm that makes you reach for it again and again.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Broke & Retired Hoodie — 'Please Ignore the Pockets' Graphic Sweatshirt
$46.18
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smoother fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean